Sometimes Crazy,Always Wierd.

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Sometimes Crazy,Always Wierd.

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I don't want to brag upon anything which I never did before yet this post is about the apocalyptic events which happened to me recently.  The moment after stepping out of the college, things began to settle down to normal as I felt holidays running back to me with its arms stretched . Bunking college in the first working day without sparing any attendance happens only in the final semester of graduation.

Whenever my seniors confessed about the weariness of final years, I mocked at them, yet today a strange feeling of watching an old vintage picture in a LCD screen surpassed me. As a lazy procrastinate guy I easily find thrills in every corner of my life but now I'm pretty sick of books: GRE and TOEFL. Because of this I'm turning insomniac but whenever I touch the book, my brain starts puking. Even at this mind fucking situation I feel relived in the company of my friend, so called Gosahan. (Note: He is thankful to me for the same reason). For the last four days we were enjoying in the name of preparation. Thanks buddy, for your damn good time.

The great boring exam I want mention is TOEFL. Everyone are awesome in the place except those guys who don't understand the instruction. In the beginning of the test I was little worried about the speaking section because once my mind gathers momentum it cannot hold the control over the language and it simply pours like a water fall. That make me to talk,talk and talk,pointlessly.

In the test session  I was asked to describe the city which I live in for the testing of the microphone .

Me:

I'm asked to describe about Chennai, the city I live in. It is one of seven metropolitan cities in India

 *Start of my thought process*

Chennai has many sceneries  as it is located along the coast line of Bay of Bengal. Also it is one of the best cities in the globe with booming development.

*momentum gathered*

Though Chennai has a tropical climate its ambiance can make any one to love the place.Aaaa...(a girl in green salwar went by my side ) I find hot girls who look pretty and sexy.But sometimes there are girl who doesn't have the appealing looks which she has it in her facebook display picture. Face book is the best socializing site found by Mark Zuckerberg who is an ardent worker he always had an ambition to print his visiting card with the tagline "I'm the CEO BITCH" and that is the best part in the movie which I liked it......

Computer Screen: The microphone volume has been successfully adjusted

Me: Alas, I should control it in the control in the test session.

A north Indian guy who sat beside me was an ASSHOLE. He was shouting for the whole time. I have to swear him for his assholyness because I failed to listen to the question because of his intellectualism which he exhibited during the testing.

Computer: Describe the city you live in.

Ass hole:  Describe the city you live in. Describe the city you live in. Describe the city you live in.

                 Check   Check   Check Describe the city you live in Describe the city you live in

Me :       Laughing

My computer screen: You may start preparing for your response now.

Me: What should I talk now?

TOEFLing and GREing are both mind-fucking from their individual aspects. The preparation days are the most enjoyable part of it. Me and mera dosth, Gosahan had a chala good time. We studied, boozed and again studied. And words are the only thing which attracted us in the last minute rush; it was like looking for the jewels of an actress in a porn movie.

 "Machi ambivalent na ena da??" he cried as he encountered the word.

Though the word seemed simple, I wanted to to define it through etymology,

I said "Bro... Ambi= two + valent= character “hence ambivalent means two character or dual aspects of anything .

Gosahan swiftly said "thats why Ambi  in anniyan movie was named like that?", it forced me to do a  face palm first.But realizing his practical satire I had to laugh. 

In the movie Anniyan, the protagonist Ambi, a typical iyengar  who is a Disassociative Identity patient, holds two characters Anniyan and Remo with him and that's how the movie portrays Ambi . After this Ambivalent discussion, I begin to ponder for the reason. 

Anniyan who chastises the lawbreakers, transgressors and unscruplous offenders. As a rule of thumb every individual has a sleeping Anniyan inside him. He springs out from a lady,who wants to crush the nuts of the guys molesting her in the bus. Anniyan is a quintessence of a hard hidden character from the social mask of reality.

If Anniyan is Hitler then Remo is Romeo.If you have a crush on a someone, you do all the things to show you as the most sweetest creature in the universe ever God has created. and the most strange feeling cooks in the stomach when they poke a smile at you.We do everything from bathing their "jimmie" to washing their clothes to make them feel happy, when with us. But Remo, the most cocky guy, comes on her face and makes the girl to experience an ultimate facial.

Almost all females flock in herds and gossip about anything which doesn't involves them. That’s the bad time to make a move for a girl because she hates to get disturbed when she is having a lesbian fun with her mates. If a guy interrupts to give her a facial, she would eventually blow his balls. 

Girl (giggles): you saw that fellow, sexy na??(to her mates)

Remo: hey babes, it’s me she said(looking at the flocks)

Girl (annoyed): Are you nuts?? Whats yar problem?

Remo: KP Karupu

Flocks: *Laughs*

Remo: So girls,I'm R-E-M-O,Remo.

Flocks: Hi Remo (in a chorus)

Girl: *She remains silent*

This is perfect anecdote from the life of Remo. 

DO YOU FIND HIM AS A PERFECT FLIRT?

If your answer is no,I'm glad that your perfectly sane. Remo has no intention to seduce the girl; however he attracts the flocks by showing his manhood to the victim girl and hurts her. It is very clear his target was not the single girl but its the flock which supports her.

An amalgamation of "Remo" and "Anniyan" in the protagonist of the movie justifies the reason for its name, Ambi.

Yet there is another interpretation of Ambi: Am Bi (Bi sexual?). Well, Bisexual girls are fawsome, but AC-DC guys suck. Being a straight guy I cannot view Ambi as a bisexual faggot who is screwed by guys and bolted by girls. Yuck. Anyway, I'm just meaning AM BI = I am two.

By the way, before getting lost in the discussion for Ambi or Chokann sixty five me and Gosahan doled up with another wonderful topic of impressing girls abroad with sexy English accent from India. In India, English is one of the colloquial dialects. Mostly as Indians, we prolong the syllable at the lost with aaa.Like, how are doinguu?? that is niceaa?? how muchu does it costtuu?.

Indeed, soup song is a beautiful example of colloquial English, Why this kolaveri kolaveri di?.Distancela moon-u moon-u. I realized the song sung by a street rag had become a phenomenal hit, when the headlines of Time of India read  Why this Kola"Viru", when Sehwag bagged a blasting double century in the ODI series. 

So we baked our mind for another two hours to discover a viral English accent from Hindusthan. In other fraction of second...we discovered our freakish accent from the land of awesome minds. It is simple, try fixing “le" at the end every suitable word you speak. For Instance, this-le accent may-le sound wierd--yet this gon-le be an viral .try-le this at your own risk. 

We started to sing the soup song in our "le" accent. I recorded it, will soon make it viral. Like its other mutations (KolaveriKid's,female,Tamil,Telugu,Hindi,French,Jungle,Political,Sports,etc). We were singing so loudly that it invited my Mom to my room. She was wondering about our preparation-fun  in the name of GRE and TOEFL.

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