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the whiskey,the karma and the empty vessel - 2



If anything which is not anyway relevant to the previous post is called a sequel, then this post is a sequel to my previous post called ‘you know’. By the way 'you know' is not the post's name, my dear reader.  I have followed the standard convention for naming the sequel. To see my previous post click here.


At this moment you might think of stop scrolling down this post. 


Don't do that. Be wise than a miser!



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the whiskey,the karma and the empty vessel - 2

 (Rerouting to the past, through the eyes of Srishti)


Continuing from the last line...


What is Karma, the k thing?


Its very simple. When you substitute a mice in testing a fertility drug, and unfortunately it turns you impotent. Now you are in a no position to produce your offspring.. Here, you can neither sue the scientist nor your fate. 


You become helpless, vexed and depressed without venting out the rot feelings. To help humans with this kind of difficult situation where no one could be blamed, some impressive forefather of us created a mystic yet believable thing and named it as ‘karma’.


Assuming Darwin's hypothesis true, if you date back on the scale of evolution, its logical that at some point Apes, Ape man and Homosapien(man)- all three of them -coexisted. How would be man who freshly baked from the ape factory by the time machine be? .Undoubtedly wild. Our fore fathers ran everywhere in bewilderment discovering a new feeling because of their improved sixth sense!


When this process continued for sometime, there evolved a pact of uncouth, wild people whom today's science call 'early man'. He discovered fire and mend it for cooking. He churned soils for food. Turned stones to weapon, leaves to cloth and more and more as his intellect began to develop; however, to the glory of the nature, this rate of enlightenment wasn't uniform among the people. Even now days not everyone of us are Einsteins, Armstrongs and Kalams at the early part of our life. So, there were frequent clashes among the tribes, adding to the furry were forest fires, dinassorus and plagues. Thus began, the survival of the fittest-  a fight for existence.


There lived some one, who was intelligent to interpret the pattern of time and signs of evolution.From  now on ,we call him, Srishti. To save his fellow men from killing each other, Srishti needed supremacy over them. But that wasn't an easy job for him. Its hard to gather power over a race, which lived wild for generations. .


One day, he was observing silence over bark of a tree. Suddenly, from his behind he heard a screeching noise. His heartbeat stopped for a while and for the first time he felt a whole of adrenaline rush in his body. It increased heart rate and sweated profusely.


It was totally a strange feeling for Srishti to decipher.  Slowly, he turned around to see the cause for this feeling. It was a small squirrel trying to break a nut. He sighed and laughed hardly. However, this was the first time he had encountered this feeling, which he wasn't able to name or describe it until that day came.


Srishti who loved peace always enjoyed the serenity of the nature. His favorite spot is where the lake Manasarovar springs out today. He used to sit on a particular place regularly and witness the events. It was an extension of territorial plane above the water. He comes there and rests himself by sitting on it; hung his legs freely tracing the stream.  


There he would patiently look at every little thing around him. 


For sometime he would glance at the vast expanse of sky and admire the beauty of stars. And for other time he would simply look down the lake in hope of discovering something. One day he found, some jelly like creature inside a shell, he named it snail. And he found fish one day, and then birds next day; this continued on and on.


Soon Srishti learned to see the abstract patterns and able to connect them in logical way.


He questioned why birds flocking together in particular fashion that day was different from other day. He even noticed the shoaling of fishes were not always the same, it migrated regularly.  


He realized a fire ball on the sky raise from the east and sets in the west. During that transition he found light evolving from dark in day was again swallowed by the dark itself in night. 


He found the nights of summer are lengthier than the nights of winter.



He thought there should be a basic line of reasons behind every pattern..


This differentiated Srishti from others.  What he saw was an entirely new world from the rest of his mates. His born inquisitive attitude unveiled the curtains to knowledge. He was pampered at the school of nature. He enjoyed everything than mercurial nature of his fellow beings. Srishti was a lover of peace and happiness..


One winter evening, he strode along the side of Manasarovar. The climate was nerve breaking chill and he enjoyed it. All of a sudden the tranquility of the place was disturbed by an ear jarring noise.


At a distance away from him, was everyone running in unison. Srishti was surprised as that was the first time he found his fellows united.  


He  noticed everyone's face. It was glistening with pellets of sweat. All of them exhibited the same kind of expression which Srishti impulsively related  to the feeling which he had once he was shocked by the nut breaking squirrel.  


The commotion was created by a herd of elephants. It was chasing Srishti's tribe with a great furry.


He wanted his tribe to be saved, but how? 


Within no time, tearing the ears was the sound that was no match for the sound of shuddering thunder.

Someone rolled stones from the top of the hill.  


Elephants panicked, they dispersed in all direction with a greater speed than his men before.


He clearly observed the pattern, it said him something about the behavior of living things.Something which would be upturning the future of all living beings, something which his later generation would be breaking their heads on. 


And he found  the power to control the human race and which would change their way of living.




Want to know how fear helped Srishti in gaining dominance over humans? 

wait for the next post.


Srishti’s journey will be continued…


PS: 


I will be soon enlightening you with the ideology of God and Karma in my next post.


PPS:

Waiting is the virtue of noble mind.

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At last...


"The waiting for this year is over... "

These are not just words or a catch from a Christopher Nolan's movie.

Yet these are the magical words said by the greatest controller of all examinations of  Anna University.


Amid the air of gawking strangeness, for the first time in the last four years Anna University Chennai declared its results before some minutes to mid night.


On one blue moon night, he stretched his arm  towards the masses and said, "YO BOYS!..", before he could say ," The waiting for this year is over..", people started throwing stones at him and some other ran to their computer. Because they all knew, the announcement would be none other than declaration of results.

At last the controller he himself has found the auspicious date to release the exam results.

I don't bother about the freaking situation that was prevailing in the University's premises, and so does the rest of the students.

It took a nearly four month for this greatest university of (South) India to set its results out. There are many reason why the results were so painfully delayed, but the popular reason which has gone viral in facebook is some intelligent guy had tactfully hacked its server and hooked the question paper; published in the Facebook. Eventually this led to the total chaos,re-exam and hence the freaking delay

Now, me pistaboy is graduate Professional Engineer who still misses his college life, funny friends, boring class room and all good among the worst things. That's the reason he was so pissed to write a blog post.


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The theory of Girls and Confusion- part I


Ahem ahem..all this time I was waiting for some really cool incidents to share with you.  But nothing interesting had happened all while in my life. If at all I wanted to do some eventful things like : necking a girl, dating  a random chick or whatever, I always sucked at it.. Interestingly I happened to meet a girl last week and she developed a crush on me. I don't know why these kind of good looking girls have this very bad taste. Boy, she looked hot and she liked me. It sounds interesting because I'm not guy who is mad about  wearing tarted jean or bootlegs. I don't talk any phony English accent with eh s and ahs. I think this little thing which I did last week is worth of sharing. If you don't care to listen, I’m least bothered about it. Because I’m gona tell you anyway.


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A new blog post


I tried writing a sequel for my previous post. But, nothing is rolling currently in my empty vessel. Meanwhile, I met a blog beautician in the blogosphere. He is a dab hand in blog customization stuffs and he had his hands on this blog too. And now my I feel, blog looks pretty cool (to my eyes).With this new outlook.I don't want to start straight away with a philosophical stuff. So,here goes this post, for the sake of weird entertainment.

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the whiskey,the karma and the empty vessel


I said I would to teach you about the lubrication process in my last post. For which, I told you many things like girls, alcohol and all sorts stuff like that. And some of you have been eagerly waiting for this post for the very same reason, for ‘em I’m very sorry. ‘cos it sounded like a utter nonsense thing which the power systems professor teaches me in the class. Whenever he says, power is essential for development and hence must be used efficiently, I get very much annoyed. Annoyed to extent, I feel like bunking all of his classes and spending it in Bodha’s dorm room, where I feel the time is worth of spending it. Well, it is bodha, and some of you must pronounced this stuff like "Buddha", so I tell you again, “bodha”, it is the urban slang for”bodhai” (the high feeling) in my mother tongue tamil, . Though every father has a tongue and I don’t know why they freakishly call as mother tongue thing.

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Liberation and Lubrication


I'm liberated. Liberated.

I'm feeling too good. Good in the sense, I'm just half yard  distance away from God. And my soul feels so good after nullifying the scintillation of the alpha-beta waves of my brain. These kind of experience happens occasionally in two extreme situations : 1) When making love with your girl friend and 2) After raping for million times and letting you free.

Some dumb readers take it so literally and might report my blog for vulgarity. It is the liberation of the soul I'm talking here and not any other which you are dreaming now. (Lubrication I'll explain in the coming paras. I warn you don't take anything so literally. )

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Chicken soup for Broken Souls (BOYS VERSION)


Well, I am going to start with a story. When I was studying 4th STD A section, I went for oratorical competition. I was asked to talk about five tourist’s places in India. I happily began speaking about Hotel Sarvana bhavan and my favorite dishes there and then I spoke little cricket, my granny’s home and concluded saying "these are very few tourists places in Chennai. Like this places you have many more in India.I will tell you when my daddy takes me there ". As I was a cute chubby kid, teachers were super flattered. One of the teachers kissed me on my cheeks that I felt puppy shame in the public.

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Illayaraja+Gautham Menon = LOVE!


3 shots Tequila + Country pickle + Raja sir = Paradise

Apparently, the wonderful copywriter Gautham Vasudev Menon has discovered the formula for paradise. He has bowed his head to my 'deivam' Raja sir for his next venture Ne Thanae en pon vasandham.

Apparently, Ne thanae en Pon Vasandham is one of the master piece of Isaigyani(‘Way to paradise is here’). GVM is the big daddy of romance and his privious cuts Minnale,Vaaranam Aayiram ,Vinnai Thaandi Varuvaya are the proofs indeed. So we can expect a beautiful love story with an awe-inspiring music of Raja sir.

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Enlightenment under Usha Fan


Anna University has rescheduled the exam for the third time. So I'm postponing my study plans. Let me tell you, pistaboy(me) is one among the students of the Indian cult. He starts studying before a week for any exam and since this is the last semester of his college life, he was pretty sentimental about that. In a desperation of boosting   his GPAs, CGPAs and other PAs, he seemed to be somewhat unusually studious. Yet he hasn't started because of the only one reason : He loves enthralling experience which the last minute rush give him. And he is very much addicted to it. 

That day, he felt a little twinge in his heart which he hadn't noticed for a long time. Then he heard some noises flocking inside his head, it traveled through the spines and left his entire body reverberating. Altogether, it was very strange feeling to describe. He was amused on the otherside; he knew it all happened because he started studying for his exam. He took the book in his firm hand and wished not to sleep again.


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I met my first LOVE


Date: 2nd May 2012
Time: 6:23 Am
Place: Chennai

I had been waiting for this moment for 4 years. I’m really excited about this moment as I was carrying this in my heart for 18 long years. And now, I'm going to meet her. I should control my emotions and let her not hurt me and give me  muscle cramps. As overreacting always hurts, I have to allow my body to go in rhythm with my mind.

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Ghost


My dear fellow bloggers, one or two blog readers and countrymen , I know you have missed me a lot. And there is no doubt that you have been coming to my page in desperation for a post.  I can give many reasons for my absence.I can tell you that I broke my hands while preparing so seriously for my semester  or I shall tell you I was counselling my ex-girl friend who was trying to commit suicide; however, I'm not going to tell you any kind of such stories to you for two reasons: 

1.     You will spot my lies.
2.     I'm smarter than you.

Besides everything, I owe you( one or two) a debt for your love and support. Because, despite all my pressure you find time to read all my crap posts. Hence,I shall be truthful to you.

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The Third Apocalypse of ARK


First of all I regret for not getting touch with the blogosphere for a long time. As  a procrastinate, who boards the train in the last minute, I had many unfinished jobs to do before graduating from the college. Like, screwing the teachers who ditched me in the semester, the security who caught me while smoking, girls who kept on irritating me with their pointless confessions. And I'm searching for the controller of examinations, Anna University, who bankrupted me in the name of revaluation fees, viz. As this list goes on with so many stupid faggots who made me to think how crap I am and at the same time they have also helped me to realize my awesomeness by proving their stupidity. If I have to name them individually, the other people would take this as a serious issue as if I have slept with them. And some would even take this to Anna Hazarae and ask him to fast.

So, concerning the social security and integrity of the nation, I'm not mentioning here the names but I have categorized them as species. So, here I entail the list of species which you are obvious to encounter in your college life.

1) IRRITATINGUS NERDIUS:

Members of this species put over scene in front of us by talking technically. Sometimes they put scene in front of the teachers to gather their attraction. They think their jokes are so hilarious that they laugh out harder and harder while other would be just waiting for the pun. It’s interesting that these creatures do have wonderful girl friends who are extremely gorgeous!

2) INQUISTIVEUS NERDUS:

This species belongs to the family IRRITATINGUS NERDIUS. They are always overexcited and anxious. and don't put scene and all. But, they are in born tendency of inquisitiveness gives them the feeling of holding the pee. So, they jump up and down in the class and ask questions and torture the teachers. We love these species because they waste most of the class room proceedings with their irrelevant- unbearable questions. This may sometimes lead to agitation between their family members, IRRITATINGUS NERDIUS, which is the funniest moments which we would cherish in our college life.


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A Tacit espionage of Time


Stirring up the past in a pursuit for the lost subtlety of my life is something weird you may wonder. The clock is now ticking down fast while I’m turning to the pages of my diary. You know, I always loved the smell of old as it had some hidden traces of the past. It is the nostalgic feeling you get when you open a book used by your great grandfather. Nostalgia an unexpressive feeling which is unbound to push you to the ages and gives you experience of a life time. Like exasperation you get when listening to music; it takes you down, under the abysses of space and time and through the sepia-tinted glasses it creates an pleasant experience of a gentle breeze embracing our faces on a mid-summer day.   

Time travelling has not been proven yet, nonetheless being nostalgic produces similar kind of feel. Long ago, in the ages where the mobile phones were seldom used, I met a guy with dark blue shirt and tattered jeans. Having lost in a dense forest amid the trees tearing out the clouds to reach the sun hiding beneath, where following the wind was the only way out of the mazes for him. So he bent down gathered some dry leaves, crumbled into powder and let fall from the hand detect the direction if the slightest air is stirring, and he made the approach accordingly. Nor were any sounds heard save the occasional chattering of the parquet in the dense forest across the river, a mile distant, and yet they appeared to be in the immediate vicinity.

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Crazy Source of Kolaveri (CSK)


Most of the girls have a misconception thinking all guys in the world have same character,  just because they are boys.. But they don't realize boys are the most unique flawless creations of  God. Holly Adam looked damn sexy when God used his ultimate creativity to sketch his body. Later to make him more sexier, God removed "that" thing from Adam's ribs and which later he used to create the inquisitive Eve. This 'that' had always made her feel jealous of him because he always used to tease her with that rib matter.. One day, envious Eve decieved Adam to eat that forbidden fruit to gain revenge over him.And this was the start for the after world miseries. Coming to the point now, as the descendants from the Adam's family, guys are most perfect creations in the world.If you don't agree with it, just slap yourself.