The Third Apocalypse of ARK

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The Third Apocalypse of ARK

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First of all I regret for not getting touch with the blogosphere for a long time. As  a procrastinate, who boards the train in the last minute, I had many unfinished jobs to do before graduating from the college. Like, screwing the teachers who ditched me in the semester, the security who caught me while smoking, girls who kept on irritating me with their pointless confessions. And I'm searching for the controller of examinations, Anna University, who bankrupted me in the name of revaluation fees, viz. As this list goes on with so many stupid faggots who made me to think how crap I am and at the same time they have also helped me to realize my awesomeness by proving their stupidity. If I have to name them individually, the other people would take this as a serious issue as if I have slept with them. And some would even take this to Anna Hazarae and ask him to fast.

So, concerning the social security and integrity of the nation, I'm not mentioning here the names but I have categorized them as species. So, here I entail the list of species which you are obvious to encounter in your college life.

1) IRRITATINGUS NERDIUS:

Members of this species put over scene in front of us by talking technically. Sometimes they put scene in front of the teachers to gather their attraction. They think their jokes are so hilarious that they laugh out harder and harder while other would be just waiting for the pun. It’s interesting that these creatures do have wonderful girl friends who are extremely gorgeous!

2) INQUISTIVEUS NERDUS:

This species belongs to the family IRRITATINGUS NERDIUS. They are always overexcited and anxious. and don't put scene and all. But, they are in born tendency of inquisitiveness gives them the feeling of holding the pee. So, they jump up and down in the class and ask questions and torture the teachers. We love these species because they waste most of the class room proceedings with their irrelevant- unbearable questions. This may sometimes lead to agitation between their family members, IRRITATINGUS NERDIUS, which is the funniest moments which we would cherish in our college life.

3) RAMARAJANUS DRESSERSUS:

God has gifted this species with a hypersensitive dressing sense. So, they dress like son of Sunny Deol or brother of Ramarajan or great grandson of MG.Ramachandran.

PS: My personal suggestion, if you are going to meet this species please wear sun glasses to save your eyes from retina damage.

4) LOVEDAYUS GOPALUS- IRRITATINGUS COUPLESUS:

We all know them. We all have at least one of their kinds as our friends in our face book friend list, infesting our facebook walls with their cheesy statuses for each others. Their statuses, their photos, their profile pics, everything ooze of extreme show of their relationships. I hope they all break up some day. Or worse, their moms make an account.

5) GYMUS FREAKSUS:

This is special male specie. We see them exposing their biceps, quadriceps, triceps and all other well developed organs except penis. They are gym freaks spend most of their time dieting and excising. All of them in this specie wear only tight shirts and jeans.

6) ANTARTICUS ROMANCESUS:

This type of species are so mysterious, they don't talk to us so freely and hide their activities. We may find this people lying on the desk and fingers engaged to their mobile phone or talking on the phone in the abandoned places of the college. Third person who are likely to see them may think them as a leader of some MAFIA gang.

A secret survey states that these creatures engage only in Long Distance type of Relationships. Now I understand why these species don't talk so freely. I hope they all break up some day too.

7) ANGRYUS BIRDSUS:

As the name suggests, species belonging to their family are always in the state of frustration. They can be easily agitated for a mob war. They have a powerful memory. If you have teased them, they would keep it in mind and would irritate you in every possible situation they get. In the case they don't have the opporturnity to  insult you, they simply create a situation and insult you.

8) SENSITIVEUS CHICKSUS:

In this family, feminine species predominates the masculine species. First, we shall see the feminine specie. Basically, they are those good looking girls who bitch about their boyfriends and ex-ex-boyfriends. We may see them as fawning or bragging. We shall even think about cutting down their friendship. But, we don't because we are in a sheer hope that someday she will tell her secretes, that we can gossip about and it will be worth it. 

9) SENSITIVEUS CHICKSUS ( ATTU PIECE VERSION):

They are fat average looking girls who are fond of dating handsome boys. To the piety of the nature, they get very good looking boys as their boyfriends. We may even think that the boy to be dumb or blind. This specie can be found on all public places where they walk together with their hands entangled. Actually, this species are very short tempered. Sometimes they may hit you with anything they find it nearby. Even they don't talk to you for some months. 

 If we have hurt this specie, they suddenly change to ANGRY BIRDUS and swear us, our mother and father. They don't leave our great grand fathers too.

10) FOREIGNERUS- CLASS ROOMUS PHOBIAUS:

Do you know the probability of solar eclipse occurring in a leap year? That is the probability of seeing this specie in the class. We must have seen them in starting of every semester. That too they cannot sit in the class for more than an hour. If you happen to see them, get your t-shirts autographed by them. It will help us to remember them after 10 years.

11) SHAMELESSUS TREATUS:

They generally stroll outside the canteen. And the potential victims of these species are those who come out with eatables and who expose the purse before them. Basically, they start the conversation with simple hi and pull out the information from us. Then they ask for the treat. To escape from this species, better pretend you haven't seen them and clear the place as early as possible.

In fact, I hope all you readers fall under least one of this category and get offended, as it will give me an opportunity to use the holy phrase " Thu. PO"

PS: 
THE TITLE IS NO WAY RELATED TO THIS POST. STOP BREAKING YOUR HEADS ON THAT, OKAY?? 

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