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Ghost


My dear fellow bloggers, one or two blog readers and countrymen , I know you have missed me a lot. And there is no doubt that you have been coming to my page in desperation for a post.  I can give many reasons for my absence.I can tell you that I broke my hands while preparing so seriously for my semester  or I shall tell you I was counselling my ex-girl friend who was trying to commit suicide; however, I'm not going to tell you any kind of such stories to you for two reasons: 

1.     You will spot my lies.
2.     I'm smarter than you.

Besides everything, I owe you( one or two) a debt for your love and support. Because, despite all my pressure you find time to read all my crap posts. Hence,I shall be truthful to you.

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The Third Apocalypse of ARK


First of all I regret for not getting touch with the blogosphere for a long time. As  a procrastinate, who boards the train in the last minute, I had many unfinished jobs to do before graduating from the college. Like, screwing the teachers who ditched me in the semester, the security who caught me while smoking, girls who kept on irritating me with their pointless confessions. And I'm searching for the controller of examinations, Anna University, who bankrupted me in the name of revaluation fees, viz. As this list goes on with so many stupid faggots who made me to think how crap I am and at the same time they have also helped me to realize my awesomeness by proving their stupidity. If I have to name them individually, the other people would take this as a serious issue as if I have slept with them. And some would even take this to Anna Hazarae and ask him to fast.

So, concerning the social security and integrity of the nation, I'm not mentioning here the names but I have categorized them as species. So, here I entail the list of species which you are obvious to encounter in your college life.

1) IRRITATINGUS NERDIUS:

Members of this species put over scene in front of us by talking technically. Sometimes they put scene in front of the teachers to gather their attraction. They think their jokes are so hilarious that they laugh out harder and harder while other would be just waiting for the pun. It’s interesting that these creatures do have wonderful girl friends who are extremely gorgeous!

2) INQUISTIVEUS NERDUS:

This species belongs to the family IRRITATINGUS NERDIUS. They are always overexcited and anxious. and don't put scene and all. But, they are in born tendency of inquisitiveness gives them the feeling of holding the pee. So, they jump up and down in the class and ask questions and torture the teachers. We love these species because they waste most of the class room proceedings with their irrelevant- unbearable questions. This may sometimes lead to agitation between their family members, IRRITATINGUS NERDIUS, which is the funniest moments which we would cherish in our college life.