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Liberation and Lubrication


I'm liberated. Liberated.

I'm feeling too good. Good in the sense, I'm just half yard  distance away from God. And my soul feels so good after nullifying the scintillation of the alpha-beta waves of my brain. These kind of experience happens occasionally in two extreme situations : 1) When making love with your girl friend and 2) After raping for million times and letting you free.

Some dumb readers take it so literally and might report my blog for vulgarity. It is the liberation of the soul I'm talking here and not any other which you are dreaming now. (Lubrication I'll explain in the coming paras. I warn you don't take anything so literally. )

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Chicken soup for Broken Souls (BOYS VERSION)


Well, I am going to start with a story. When I was studying 4th STD A section, I went for oratorical competition. I was asked to talk about five tourist’s places in India. I happily began speaking about Hotel Sarvana bhavan and my favorite dishes there and then I spoke little cricket, my granny’s home and concluded saying "these are very few tourists places in Chennai. Like this places you have many more in India.I will tell you when my daddy takes me there ". As I was a cute chubby kid, teachers were super flattered. One of the teachers kissed me on my cheeks that I felt puppy shame in the public.

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Illayaraja+Gautham Menon = LOVE!


3 shots Tequila + Country pickle + Raja sir = Paradise

Apparently, the wonderful copywriter Gautham Vasudev Menon has discovered the formula for paradise. He has bowed his head to my 'deivam' Raja sir for his next venture Ne Thanae en pon vasandham.

Apparently, Ne thanae en Pon Vasandham is one of the master piece of Isaigyani(‘Way to paradise is here’). GVM is the big daddy of romance and his privious cuts Minnale,Vaaranam Aayiram ,Vinnai Thaandi Varuvaya are the proofs indeed. So we can expect a beautiful love story with an awe-inspiring music of Raja sir.

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Enlightenment under Usha Fan


Anna University has rescheduled the exam for the third time. So I'm postponing my study plans. Let me tell you, pistaboy(me) is one among the students of the Indian cult. He starts studying before a week for any exam and since this is the last semester of his college life, he was pretty sentimental about that. In a desperation of boosting   his GPAs, CGPAs and other PAs, he seemed to be somewhat unusually studious. Yet he hasn't started because of the only one reason : He loves enthralling experience which the last minute rush give him. And he is very much addicted to it. 

That day, he felt a little twinge in his heart which he hadn't noticed for a long time. Then he heard some noises flocking inside his head, it traveled through the spines and left his entire body reverberating. Altogether, it was very strange feeling to describe. He was amused on the otherside; he knew it all happened because he started studying for his exam. He took the book in his firm hand and wished not to sleep again.


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I met my first LOVE


Date: 2nd May 2012
Time: 6:23 Am
Place: Chennai

I had been waiting for this moment for 4 years. I’m really excited about this moment as I was carrying this in my heart for 18 long years. And now, I'm going to meet her. I should control my emotions and let her not hurt me and give me  muscle cramps. As overreacting always hurts, I have to allow my body to go in rhythm with my mind.

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Ghost


My dear fellow bloggers, one or two blog readers and countrymen , I know you have missed me a lot. And there is no doubt that you have been coming to my page in desperation for a post.  I can give many reasons for my absence.I can tell you that I broke my hands while preparing so seriously for my semester  or I shall tell you I was counselling my ex-girl friend who was trying to commit suicide; however, I'm not going to tell you any kind of such stories to you for two reasons: 

1.     You will spot my lies.
2.     I'm smarter than you.

Besides everything, I owe you( one or two) a debt for your love and support. Because, despite all my pressure you find time to read all my crap posts. Hence,I shall be truthful to you.

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The Third Apocalypse of ARK


First of all I regret for not getting touch with the blogosphere for a long time. As  a procrastinate, who boards the train in the last minute, I had many unfinished jobs to do before graduating from the college. Like, screwing the teachers who ditched me in the semester, the security who caught me while smoking, girls who kept on irritating me with their pointless confessions. And I'm searching for the controller of examinations, Anna University, who bankrupted me in the name of revaluation fees, viz. As this list goes on with so many stupid faggots who made me to think how crap I am and at the same time they have also helped me to realize my awesomeness by proving their stupidity. If I have to name them individually, the other people would take this as a serious issue as if I have slept with them. And some would even take this to Anna Hazarae and ask him to fast.

So, concerning the social security and integrity of the nation, I'm not mentioning here the names but I have categorized them as species. So, here I entail the list of species which you are obvious to encounter in your college life.

1) IRRITATINGUS NERDIUS:

Members of this species put over scene in front of us by talking technically. Sometimes they put scene in front of the teachers to gather their attraction. They think their jokes are so hilarious that they laugh out harder and harder while other would be just waiting for the pun. It’s interesting that these creatures do have wonderful girl friends who are extremely gorgeous!

2) INQUISTIVEUS NERDUS:

This species belongs to the family IRRITATINGUS NERDIUS. They are always overexcited and anxious. and don't put scene and all. But, they are in born tendency of inquisitiveness gives them the feeling of holding the pee. So, they jump up and down in the class and ask questions and torture the teachers. We love these species because they waste most of the class room proceedings with their irrelevant- unbearable questions. This may sometimes lead to agitation between their family members, IRRITATINGUS NERDIUS, which is the funniest moments which we would cherish in our college life.